Playboy Playmate Ashley Mattingly and her boyfriend Lane Garrison in Los Angeles. (November 11, 2011)
Helmet…football…I bet she has an entire sporting goods store in there.
“Hey honey! You wanna check if you’ve got an 18-foot Princecraft fishing boat in there anywhere?”
[insert obligatory comment about balls between her legs here]
I have something brown and thick that can go between her legs….My daschund Bernie!!!
Birthin’ a new Penn State coach.
“When this one hatches, he’ll have a job opening just waitin’ for him! ** giggle!***”
Is it just me or is everything in this photo terrifying, weird shaped and shitty? Square breast implants, post-menopause abdomen and…what’s that fleshy knob hanging off the back of her arm? An extra elbow? Parasitic twin?
She’s not terribly attractive…just a mediocre bleach blonde who benefited from a lot of airbrushing. Which is true of just about every playmate in the last decade.
when I saw her gut in the first pic I scolded myself for being too harsh. When I saw this one, I was disgusted. Her stomach is terrible! the fake tits are terrible.
I hear they didn’t even have to snip the Perineum.
What the caption doesn’t say is that the ball is on it’s way out already, not on it’s way in.
Am I the only one old enough to remember when playmates were attractive? And didn’t have weird penises?
Damn it, she done did killed Thanksgiving!
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