Helmet…football…I bet she has an entire sporting goods store in there.
“Hey honey! You wanna check if you’ve got an 18-foot Princecraft fishing boat in there anywhere?”
[insert obligatory comment about balls between her legs here]
I have something brown and thick that can go between her legs….My daschund Bernie!!!
Birthin’ a new Penn State coach.
“When this one hatches, he’ll have a job opening just waitin’ for him! ** giggle!***”
Is it just me or is everything in this photo terrifying, weird shaped and shitty? Square breast implants, post-menopause abdomen and…what’s that fleshy knob hanging off the back of her arm? An extra elbow? Parasitic twin?
She’s not terribly attractive…just a mediocre bleach blonde who benefited from a lot of airbrushing. Which is true of just about every playmate in the last decade.
when I saw her gut in the first pic I scolded myself for being too harsh. When I saw this one, I was disgusted. Her stomach is terrible! the fake tits are terrible.
I hear they didn’t even have to snip the Perineum.
What the caption doesn’t say is that the ball is on it’s way out already, not on it’s way in.
Am I the only one old enough to remember when playmates were attractive? And didn’t have weird penises?
Damn it, she done did killed Thanksgiving!
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