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Tim Burton really needs to stop imagining his characters to life. Geez, what a dick…
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille…”
Dear god…that is awful.
I think I’d rather fuck the women in the Chaz/Richard Simmons’ pic.
“can i get someone to loosen my hair!? my face is starting to hurt!”
Seen transforming into “The Ugly Duchess” before our very eyes!
Evidence:
http://www.boatdesign.net/forums/attachments/open-discussion/49972d1290034117-boat-jokes-we-need-few-laughs-duchess1.jpg
Well, for the parts of her that stylists can do something with she looks OK. The face is still a terror, but what the hell, right?
It’s fitting that she’s dressing like a vampire now. She’s been living off of sucked talent for 17 years now.
Hah, just kidding…Cobain wasn’t talented enough to even keep himself alive for another 17 years.
What a strange looking woman. I wouldn’t fuck her with yours.
Better hide all our dalmations just to be on the safe side.
Good to see they assigned security to make sure she does not take her top off again.
The living embodiment of boner prevention serum.
Sort of an “anti-Viagra”, as it were?
“Who the hell is Pedro Almodovar? I thought this was a tribute for Pablo Escobar – I mean, why else would I be here?”
… and not a single hard-on was raised that day.
My God, she looks just like Joan Crawford: dead for 33 years.
Smells Like Skank Spirit
Why the fuck does she get invited to anything ?
OMG! the dead fucking lives!!! (Sam Kinison)
You know what the most disturbing part of this picture is? Those aren’t patterned pantyhose.
Corpse Bride, the musical.
That’s the best I’ve ever seen her look. But that ain’t sayin’ much.
There’s always a Middle Eastern looking fellow off to the side in the background, thinking ‘so THIS is why the terrorists hate America’.
Fitting that the only Chanel bag she can afford is a paper shopping bag.
She can be in Walking Dead and safe them some money on make up.
Auditioning for the part of Big Ears in Dumbo II ?
I’m not sure why they’d make a sequel to Bram Stoker’s Dracula, but why else would Gary Oldman be wearing that get up?
Tara Reid must have recommended her plastic surgeon.
She is going to live to 100.