1. I will never be able to watch “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” again…

  2. Cock Dr

    He looks like a burn victim. Get well soon Steven!

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    What a whore. I mean money must be the only way she can sit so close to that without vomiting.

  4. Steven Tyler and his clone Erin Brady in Hawaii

  5. There’s something wrong with a man dating a woman who looks just like him…I’m not sure what, but it’s there.

    • anon

      Seinfeld’s covered it! They seem to have an episode for every peculiarity of life that no one else talks about.

  6. Nandomaniac

    Ooooh, BEACH PARTY CREEP SHOW, my favorite surf horror movie. I love it when that evil quadrapalegic is made to surf, falls off, and as he drowns, the Crypt Keeper cackles “Surfs Up.” Where do they get this stuff?

  7. Hugh Jazz

    Finally, over a century after the Titanic sank, Rose and Jack’s bloated carcass are reunited.

  8. it had to be said

    Wait, the dude is the one with all the jewelry, the chick is the other one? I thought it was one of them Hawaii “domestic partnerships.”

  9. Whatevs

    These two look hot and in love! Haters…Don’t be so Jelly of their bods!

  10. cc

    Swim back you home under the sea, Jar-Jar.

  11. I’m sure her attraction is based solely on personality. Money isn’t even a factor.

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I think this settles the question of how Neanderthals could have reached America.

  13. Nice to see Julie Roberts and her Grandmother are doing well.

  14. Venom

    I think she mistook him for Captain Jack Sparrow.

  15. hbw

    I never thought that scissoring could be so gross.

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  18. Studley Hungwell

    A big “Thank you” to Steve for covering the sidemoob with his arm this time…

  19. yenjvoy

    Where’s a Tiger Shark when you need one?

  20. KC

    Dude looks like a lady manatee.

  21. “Here, Baby, let me help hoist your sails onto this mast.”

  22. Elf

    Is this the video shoot for the new version of “Dude looks like a lady?”

  23. Jill Ess

    Doublemint Twins!

  24. Uncle Rodney

    Old balls.

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  26. jim x

    From viewing the thumbnail, the exact works that ran through my head were “Which wealthy old lizard is that with the model?”

    Now I now.

  27. BT

    Looks like the caveman from the Geico commercials…

  28. Jared

    Steven Tyler is 63 years old. How is he SUPPOSED to look??

    • Freebie

      Better than that. My husband is 65 and is still an extremely fit and handsome guy even with his silver hair. Tyler looks like my 84 year old father.

  29. Dick

    While I’m not clear on what exactly it is he’s trying to do, I’m pretty certain whatever it is, he’s doing it wrong.

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