Madonna, the original microphone hipster… Take that Kardashians!
This sequel to Magic Mike looks terrible.
So Madonna is an amputee now? She’s so brave to continue to perform without the aid of prosthetics or a mic stand.
Who was the opening act, Stephen Hocking?
“You wouldn’t really expect a creationist like BP to know that, would you?”
Nerd, I’m still waiting for u to write something funny…..u suck!
Not if he’s clearing his throat.
grandmadonna demonstrating her most honed skill
kind of gross seeing a withering old woman trying to act young and sexy. it’s pathetic and vomit inducing.
That is pretty much every episode of ‘Real Housewives” .
Stallone is looking at anything but this in that previous picture
The posting of this photo simply feeds the monstrous ego, lusting for attention of any kind, that dwells inside that cage of bones & leathery tendons.
The 5-second rule requires you to pick it up, dummy!
Sorry guys – old ladies don’t drool enough, so she won’t electrocute herself :-(
If you’ve never seen a microphone go completely limp, you’re about to.
What a wonderful role model… I think the Africans living in the mud hut are asking for their kid back now.
It may seem an odd way to apply defibrillation, but this is the same tried and true method she uses to resuscitate her career.
WHY to people pay attention to these attention whores
Another celebrity on whom the concept of aging gracefully is lost.
Is that microphone a Vega or a Sennheiser?
Sorry, I was just trying to find something that actually interested me about this picture.
The road crew secretly replaced Madonna’s usual microphone with one dipped in liquid nitrogen. Let’s watch.
Don’t get me wrong. When I’m her age I’d like to be fit, active, and youthful. But I don’t want to be a nasty whore, and I’d like my children and grand children to not be embarrassed of me.
By her age, I expect to already have been dead for a thousand years.
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
“Madonna worked well into her senior years. Assisted buy her hearing aids and a floor mounted microphone, she was able to perform her sexually charged routine throughout her golden years.”
Sigh…you think that’s edgy Madonna? Do it with a black one.
Don’t worry Microphone it could be worse…she could use you to sing.
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