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  1. Not pictured: Selena inserting his “O” face toy…

  2. it had to be said

    Wherever he is Usher just got a boner.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He killed Twitter!

  4. elaine benes

    “Don’t cry because of me Argentina!”

  5. “I don’t believe you can either piss or ejaculate this far, Usher, but go ahead and take your best shot.”

  6. TigerGD

    “I can fit aaaaaall your dicks in my mouth!”

  7. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    so why is he is imitating Kim Kardashian’s pee scene?

  8. Rad One

    When did Usher learn to turn invisible.

  9. “You using the whole fist, Usher?”

  10. “I dibs the creamy center!”

  11. TomFrank

    “Let me show you what ‘Aunt Kim’ taught me!”

  12. Perplexity

    In a new development, Mattel released the Justin Bieber sex doll 3000.

  13. squishy

    What a wanker!

  14. Colin

    What is that in his hand? A pair of underwear?

  15. The Brown Streak

    “Back door lover…stick it from behind with the lights turned low…back door lover…just you and me, no one has to know…”

  16. shan danger

    perez hilton would have a field day. penises and cum everywhere…in both life and work.

  17. cc

    It’s a little known fact that Canadians also yodel.

  18. Mike701

    Like this Mr. Reid?

  19. jk

    And in the meeting of a perfect storm, many gay boys and horny unknowing of the truth teen girls explode.

  20. farting old man's wife

    That rag in his hand must be to wipe off the cum that splattered on his face!!

  21. He’s just realised he’s confused Rio’s Carnivale with Sydney’s Mardi Gras

  22. Shiggaboo

    Honestly, you’re all trying so hard to make this funny. There is no comment that can top the things this scene already says, with that little twinkle in his eye.

  23. Usher it’s time to take our Christmas card photo!

  24. Dutch

    “Hey, Mom! This nice man said he would take pictures of me and Selena ‘au naturel’! Isn’t that nice?! What does ‘au naturel’ mean?”

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