superficial

  1. 1NDUN

    Her outfit is making a face at me. But at least it’s smiling…vertically.

  2. EricLr

    If I look classy, a Kennedy will marry me!

  3. The crazy is simply resting.

    It will come. Oh, it will come.

  4. Emma Waton's Vagina

    having a cameltoe and can sing well.

  5. Josephus

    We are never, ever, ever wearing black and black together.

  6. Jade

    Every time I see Taylor Swift, I just want to slap the shit out of her. She is such a pretentious twat. Did she ever stop to think that if she is repeatedly dumped by all these guys, maybe there is something wrong with her?

  7. That Taxi Driver on the left is going to help her.

  8. your mom

    Thank god, she’s finally figuring out how to get some positive attention.

  9. Johnny P!

    Reminds me of the scene in ‘Top Secret! when Hilary’s tits glow.

  10. tiny chick, giant cave pussy. typical…

  11. rantatonne

    If Nicole Kidman is the Ice Queen, Taylor should be the Ice Princess. ‘What about January Jones?’ you ask, why she’s the supreme Empress of all the frozen gods in the Frigid Nebula of the Ice Universe, of course.

  12. Inner Retard

    This chick is just wrong. Nothing we can do about the body now but a software reboot could help.

  13. Love her in black. Really highlights her eyes… oh and her seething spite

  14. amir

    It’s like she’s wearing granny panties… that are a size or two, too small. Every time i see her, ‘awkward’ comes to mind.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    She is the real overly attached girlfriend.

  16. Axy

    About as interesting as a bowl of mashed potatoes…. with no butter.

  17. i can see a little of cameltoe?

  18. Randolph Duke

    just a fucking catchers mitt…

  19. Scooty3Hooty

    When you’re feeding that thing oats, make sure to hold your hand flat because it’s been known to bite.

  20. Mandzuz

    i wonder what her forehead looks like

  21. Raoul

    “I just can’t figure out why I can’t satisfy men … men … ennn … nnn … Like, what do the want … want … annnt …”

  22. Vlad

    She says she’ll never pose naked…she doesn’t really need to…she shows it all through her clothes

  23. Biff

    Here, check out my impression of Jon Hamm.

  24. Fappuccino

    She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts where you can see my nipples

  25. When I was done with her she would have to write song about it. It would be called “Do me in the ass again or I’ll write a song about you.”

  26. neo

    meat curtains…yummo!

  27. Joaquin ingles

    Sloppiest snatch ever.

  28. Dude on the left: “Keep your distance, fellas. Otherwise she might write a fuckin’ song about ya.

  29. There’s something incredibly bitchy about this woman. The innocent, southern girl facade doesn’t hold up at all.

    • Mickey01232000

      She is from Reading Pennsylvania and that is far from being Southern.

      • Schmidtler

        the mason dixon line is the southern boundary of Pennsylvania, Reading is just outside Philadelphia, in the southernmost part of Pennsylvania, and so technically speaking, Reading is a short walk to the ‘south’, if the mason dixon line is presumed to be the demarcation between north & south, as it generally is accepted to be.

  30. Vladmir

    Gobble me up, oh hungry cameltoe! Gobble ME!

  31. Christine

    i guess i’m the only one who notices how encredible long her arms are looking ? :P

  32. No nipples, no cameltoe, no service.

  33. Bam

    Boy oh boy will people get angry if word ever got out that with a fatter face she’d look like young Courtney Love

  34. Put It In

    THis hunchback sucks. I was at the dentist office. The pain was not from me getting my teeth drilled. It was from having to watch this ugly thing and her hunch back sing her awful garbage.

    People actually like this crap being spewed out?

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