“A ewe is a female sheep. – Is that what you think I am, boy? Stop eyeballing me, or I’ll rip your eyeballs out and skullfuck you to death.”
Prince Charles: “Must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…”
Man Behind Prince: “SCHWING!”
“Damnit, we have to get the Prince out of here! He’s already vetting his next wife!”
The guy in the back just made his plans for the night.
As soon as I’m done with this inbred twit, I’m making a “sticky sweater.”
The sheep is like “stay calm, don’t look over. DON’T.”
The Prince listened as the farmer spoke in depth about the quality of wool and the sustainable practices used among his herd, and why this sheep, in particular was of extraordinary quality. And though the future king’s questions provided an excellent cover, his bodyguard wasn’t fooled. He knew why his Highness was interested in this animal. The handlebar horns, the soft billowy fur at its rump, the beckoning eyes, all hallmarks of a sheep meant for the royal bedchamber. The only question remaining was, would he call this one Camilla as well?
Less is more, and vice versa.
Thats just the way the Gilberator rolls man! Awesome as always!!
If you don’t mind, Gilberator, I’m flipping ahead to that scene where the Prince pulls the tampon out of the sheep’s vagina.
jesus goddamn, tomfrank. you know i like it nasty.
nice job, Gliberator – I’ve been off the sheep pron for a month – just DAMN YOU!!!
Contemplating a bid on this remarkable bust of Camilla Parker Bowles.
“These are the ugliest prostitutes that I have ever seen!… “I’ll take two.”
“I’ll take the one with the handlebars!”
Horny old goat and a farm animal.
They both get to fuck the Scots
“What do you mean this is where sweaters come from?”
“Indeed sir it would look smasing on your fireplace.”
“I honestly don’t know what all the hubbub is about. I really was going after the female…”
“She looks like a ‘goer’ suh.”
baaaaa means no…
Prince Charles stepping out with Camilla.
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