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  1. 1NDUN

    “A ewe is a female sheep. – Is that what you think I am, boy? Stop eyeballing me, or I’ll rip your eyeballs out and skullfuck you to death.”

  2. Prince Charles: “Must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…”

    Man Behind Prince: “SCHWING!”

  3. Tiger

    “Damnit, we have to get the Prince out of here! He’s already vetting his next wife!”

  4. tlmck

    The guy in the back just made his plans for the night.

  5. EricLr

    As soon as I’m done with this inbred twit, I’m making a “sticky sweater.”

  6. The sheep is like “stay calm, don’t look over. DON’T.”

  7. The Prince listened as the farmer spoke in depth about the quality of wool and the sustainable practices used among his herd, and why this sheep, in particular was of extraordinary quality. And though the future king’s questions provided an excellent cover, his bodyguard wasn’t fooled. He knew why his Highness was interested in this animal. The handlebar horns, the soft billowy fur at its rump, the beckoning eyes, all hallmarks of a sheep meant for the royal bedchamber. The only question remaining was, would he call this one Camilla as well?

  8. Animal

    Contemplating a bid on this remarkable bust of Camilla Parker Bowles.

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    “These are the ugliest prostitutes that I have ever seen!… “I’ll take two.”

  10. “I’ll take the one with the handlebars!”

  11. Allison Wunderlan

    Horny old goat and a farm animal.

  12. B&WMinstrel

    They both get to fuck the Scots

  13. “What do you mean this is where sweaters come from?”

  14. Mandzuz

    “Indeed sir it would look smasing on your fireplace.”

  15. “I honestly don’t know what all the hubbub is about. I really was going after the female…”

  16. cc

    “She looks like a ‘goer’ suh.”

  17. saavik001

    baaaaa means no…

  18. navvet75

    daaaaddddyyyy

  19. Mickey01232000

    Prince Charles stepping out with Camilla.

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