Watcha got there little fella? Some candy? SWIPE!
Damn near fell of my chair laughing.
He looks like a condom.
I bet he’s so sick of tourists walking up and handing him dollar bills.
when he prayed to be taller, he probably should have specified which part of his body should grow.
Oh no Mr. Wonka! He ate the blueberry gum!
Hamm’s penis always uses protection.
Having just found out he’s been barred from yet another nudist camp, he bravely soldiers on…
Now THIS, is a Knight of Class….
Is that a [penny] bag of weed?
He’s adorable. And I bet he’d like to punch me in the face for saying that.
You’re laying down?
I want one of these for Christmas!
He’s heading to the Gentleman’s Club to shove that bill in a stripper’s socks.
He looks a little confused.
Thus begins the slow transition to one of Santa’s helpers
You cute little pooky you! Yes you are! Yes you are!
“Hi ho hi ho, it’s off to work I go!”
“Success Man” – Just picked some bomb ass drugs
“Mother said if I give this to you, you’d be sure to walk me across the street…”
All that success has gone to his head
“Hey buddy, can you break this for me? I need something smaller.”
He looks like a smiling little penis!
Well, on the plus side, a Vicodin would probably feel like a bag of china white.
Aww, he’s using Jon Hamm’s sock as a scarf.
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Peter Dinklage in New York City. (October 23, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN