1. 1NDUN

    Watcha got there little fella? Some candy? SWIPE!

  2. He looks like a condom.

  3. EricLr

    I bet he’s so sick of tourists walking up and handing him dollar bills.

  4. hijkmno

    when he prayed to be taller, he probably should have specified which part of his body should grow.

  5. Mike701

    Oh no Mr. Wonka! He ate the blueberry gum!

  6. Hamm’s penis always uses protection.

  7. Johnny P!

    Having just found out he’s been barred from yet another nudist camp, he bravely soldiers on…

  8. your mom

    Now THIS, is a Knight of Class….

  9. DeucePickle

    Adorable !

  10. catapostrophe

    Is that a [penny] bag of weed?

  11. Inner Retard

    He’s adorable. And I bet he’d like to punch me in the face for saying that.

  12. Animal

    I want one of these for Christmas!

  13. He’s heading to the Gentleman’s Club to shove that bill in a stripper’s socks.

  14. He looks a little confused.

  15. Thus begins the slow transition to one of Santa’s helpers

  16. squishy

    You cute little pooky you! Yes you are! Yes you are!

  17. Little Tongue

    “Hi ho hi ho, it’s off to work I go!”

  18. Mandzuz

    “Success Man” – Just picked some bomb ass drugs

  19. “Mother said if I give this to you, you’d be sure to walk me across the street…”

  20. Vlad


  21. Vlad

    All that success has gone to his head

  22. kimmykimkim


  23. cc

    “Hey buddy, can you break this for me? I need something smaller.”

  24. difficult brown

    He looks like a smiling little penis!

  25. Joaquin ingles

    Well, on the plus side, a Vicodin would probably feel like a bag of china white.

  26. Aww, he’s using Jon Hamm’s sock as a scarf.

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