Farrah Abraham at a consultation before having her chin implant removed at Bal Harbour Plastic Surgery Associates in Miami. (September 30, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Yeah, because removing the chin implant is going to fix everything.
Good to see she’s putting that porn cash to good use…
I agree the chin implant is a distraction during the finishing shot.
Apparently her chin gets stabby while performing…
Doctor: “I don’t understand, this implant is rated for over two million scrotum impacts”
Farrah: “You’re saying I need a new one every WEEK?”
Maybe he can install a brain too while he is at it? Is she gong to pay for the operation with anal sex? Might not be a bad deal.
I’d take that payment.
Me too – and, I’m not even a doctor!
“Jeez….I only see that kind of throat dent in 60 year old prostitutes with long histories of ridiculously hardcore anal sex. We might need to run some tests to determine what caus….”
“uh…that’s okay Doc. Nevermind.”
“Yeah, these lymph nodes are definitely swollen. Have you been doing ass to mouth again?”
I’m confused. Is this for real or a porn plot?
Stop with the fucking surgery, lady.
I wonder if she realizes that’s not an actual doctor, and that most physicians don’t have offices in an abandoned strip mall.
It’s been damaged by too much ball slapping and she needs a new one.
But where will people park their balls?
“Doctor, I’m thinking about getting my chin implant removed.”
“Why is that?”
“Well, apparently a lot of people say I look like Goofy from the Disney cartoons”
“Oh, well that’s not because of the chin implant”.
“Ya, they say that because you’re fucking ugly”.
Ohh, you. Whatever. But pull my nightie down when you’re finished.
“Ah, you’re right. I can see the skidmarks.”
Removing the ball-shelf is a bad business decision.
No, You cannot pay me in anal
I don’t know – the doctor looks pretty good from here.
“this procedure will cost you one million dollars … just kidding only $10,000″
This is sublime.
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