hehehehehe i’ll get you my pretty!
Suri has taken over Katie’s body.
They badly need to be in a horror movie together.
“Remember when Tom was used to wear lifts?!?!?! Jeee Jeee Jeee”
Officially time to buy a plot for the hard-on over this one.
I totally see where Suri gets that crazy look.
Oh my gosh! I saw a man’s penis, and it was actually ERECT!
“That wasn’t a penis. It was a cock! In my experience penises are about four inches long and all soft and mushy.”
She has teeth the same color as Helena Bonham Carter’s.
She’s practicing smiling, after the Scientologists wouldn’t let her for all those years.
Go Katie !! To hell with the egomaniacal, smarmy, lift-wearing midget !!
this is how I tore my own heart out. super fucking funny.
You think Scientology is fucked up? Well I just drank the blood of Lillith so get the fuck out of my way!
That’s the happiest she’s looked in years.
“NOW do you believe it was an immaculate conception?”
Tom actually believes all that Scientology crap…
but what the hell is that hideous coat/dress/plaid MESS she’s wearing?
How have I never noticed that she had eyebrows like a Juggalo?
“You think Scientology is crazy…Wait until they get a load of me…”
She just got out of a relationship with Tom Cruise. It’ll take her some time to remember how to use human emotions properly.
Katie wasn’t in The Dark Knight because the producers thought people would get confused as to who is The Joker.
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