1. hehehehehe i’ll get you my pretty!

  2. tlmck

    Suri has taken over Katie’s body.

  3. “Remember when Tom was used to wear lifts?!?!?! Jeee Jeee Jeee”

  4. Joaquin ingles

    Officially time to buy a plot for the hard-on over this one.

  5. BillEBuoy

    I totally see where Suri gets that crazy look.

  6. Jacqueline Nicholson.

  7. Oh my gosh! I saw a man’s penis, and it was actually ERECT!

  8. InkyBlack

    She has teeth the same color as Helena Bonham Carter’s.

  9. EricLr

    She’s practicing smiling, after the Scientologists wouldn’t let her for all those years.

  10. Jack Ketch

    Go Katie !! To hell with the egomaniacal, smarmy, lift-wearing midget !!

  11. louiexiv

    this is how I tore my own heart out. super fucking funny.

  12. KtothaJ

    You think Scientology is fucked up? Well I just drank the blood of Lillith so get the fuck out of my way!

  13. That’s the happiest she’s looked in years.

  14. Allison Wunderlan

    “NOW do you believe it was an immaculate conception?”

  15. Tom actually believes all that Scientology crap…

  16. sandycakes

    but what the hell is that hideous coat/dress/plaid MESS she’s wearing?

  17. How have I never noticed that she had eyebrows like a Juggalo?

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    “You think Scientology is crazy…Wait until they get a load of me…”

  19. MrG

    She just got out of a relationship with Tom Cruise. It’ll take her some time to remember how to use human emotions properly.

  20. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Katie wasn’t in The Dark Knight because the producers thought people would get confused as to who is The Joker.

  21. Nick Swardson

    Maybe she’s violently too high.

  22. Clueless

    “I’m gonna get some penis! I’m gonna get some penis!”

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