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  1. Scottie was thrilled that Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Webster, and Kim Kardashian all converged on the same spot at the same time.

    • These comments haven’t been syncing with the pics the last couple days. More photo gallery issues?

      • catapostrophe

        This site is quickly becoming not worth visiting. The same shit over and over is seeming painfully unfunny as of late, and the technical difficulties are worse now than ever.

        Dunno why they tried to fix what wasn’t broken, especially since whomever did the fixing evidently sucks.

      • DeucePickle

        ARROW KEYED, BITCH !

      • That Arrow Key bullshit is totally fucked ip. I agree with catapostrophe. It’s making this site incredibly irritating. FISH, PHOTOBOY, talk to your webmasters. See if they can fix this cluster fuck!

  2. White lady: Is that thing real?
    Black dude: You damn right it’s real… real nice…

  3. Damn, I want to get in that big ass. Looks so good.

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Ben . . . Ben . . . Dagobah . . . Yoda.”
    “I’m sorry kid, I’m gonna have to cut open Nicki Minaj’s ass to keep you warm.”
    “Dagob- WHAT!? I’m fine, Han! Please don’t!”
    *cuts open Nicki Minaj’s ass with light-saber*
    “Ah, I thought it smelled bad . . . on the outside.”

  5. “Miss, we are gonna need those seat cushions back.”

  6. tlmck

    Hope that floor is reinforced.

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