1. .oO(Shut up, Jonah…shut up shut up shut up…)

  2. I’ve heard if you hold your ear to his palms, you can hear the sound of a thousand super-model vagina fluttering.

  3. Q: How does his girlfriend hold her liquor?

  4. Is there some new Hollywood fad to have your eyebrows Satanized? I don’t recall his being so Laveyan when he was younger.

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    “All this hair gel Jonah Hill leant me is working pretty well. So sleek, and shiny, and….hey…HEY WAIT A MINUTE!”

  6. “I could probably pull off a mullet… yeah.”

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