superficial

  1. Those hoses are actually a tequila IV line.

  2. rican

    Oh no, another shitty Kevin James movie…

  3. donkeylicks

    It’s the final count down!

  4. Someone is about to blow up a bomb…

  5. “Stop or I’ll blow you!……………………………………………………………Away, I mean!”

  6. Why is this show still on?

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    You ever play those shooting video games with the character who’s somehow able to hold 10 guns and ammo at the same time? I imagine that’s the coat they would have to wear.

  8. Deacon Jones

    “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT LAST CALL?!”
    (wraps bartender’s head in plastic bag, places in choke hold)
    “WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?”

  9. Ken

    Channeling Dinklage

  10. are we sure this isn’t the set of “24: wear another coat”?

  11. renotastic

    When I yelled, “GET DOWN!”, I didn’t mean get me a giant fucking coat! I’m a Thinsulate kinda guy, anyway!!

  12. “Now listen here, I said ‘freeze’ so dammit, you better stop right there before I take my bullet out of my pocket.”

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