1. You know the thing about a Klum, she’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When she comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and rip you to pieces.

  2. Lord Helmet

    Aww, that is so interesting. Tell me more while you look at my tits.

  3. Dis how crazy look.

  4. When your belt is supporting your boobs, either your boobs are too low, or your belt is too high. Possibly both.

  5. Jake

    Every man’s fantasy: a lobotomized supermodel.

  6. Mike

    This cleanses the palate after seeing Courtney Stodden’s twitpic.

  7. That looks says “I’d kill you in your sleep”… or invade Poland.

    • The look of a woman who will pause while giving head to have a conversation with your penis by making the foreskin talk like an origami talking frog.

  8. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    Klum’s tits look glum.

  9. oldfool

    Is that belt made from Seal?

  10. “Do you wanna know how Seal got those scars?”

  11. tlmck

    The face of “I’m not crazy, and neither am I”.

  12. MVNYC

    “Vhat did you say about mein Fuhrer?”

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