Who is going to stop him?

Mike sees the next picture.

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will always eat youwre childwennnnnnnn-iii-eeennn-ehh-nnnn.
and theiwr childwennnnnnnn-iii-eeennn-ehh-nnnn.
and theiwr gweat gwand childwennnnnnnn-iii-eeennn-ehh-nnnn.

“Thop! Himmer tyme!”

“Check, check…check, check.”

Baby!
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray
Ooh!
The more I get of you the stranger it feels yeah

“I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.”
- Mike Tyson

Mike’s orgasm face

I’m a tyrannical tyrranothauruth!

“One night in Bangkok… “

Mike doing his impersonation of Kim K.

The scary thing is that he’s just breathing.

“Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would now…”

“I wuth maw-eed fo’ two fuckin’ yee-arth!”

Iron Mike is batshit crazy (in a fun way), but god damn it, he’s having fun!

Boxing died after he retired. The best ever.

“WAIT! MIKE…hold on a second, dude. It’s not really a chicken leg…”

“Mike, show us the technique you used in prison to prevent that Puerto Rican gang from raping you!”

Ya, I said it. What? He’s going to come to my house and punch me via some GPS ISP tracking thingy? As if! Huh? Who’s there? What’s going on? What the…?! Mike TYSON!?!? ‘ iop√gtujgnv ˙˜gu9h9gb∆˜ å∑ bip,,,,,

“Friday, Friday. Got to get down on Friday”

Next up at the NYC Karaoke Lounge, Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson, performing his own original song “I will eat your children”

Doing a karaoke cover of the Elmer Fudd song “Kill The Wabbit”

Doesn’t everyone get animated when singing the operatic chorus of “Bohemian Rhapsody”?

THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIYAAAAHHHH! THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIYYAAAHH!!