1. contusion


  2. Nonny Moose

    Looks like she’s aiming to become one of the Beverly Hills.

    • Come listen to a story about a whore named Kim
      A dirty, fat-ass, slut, always kept her legs a-spread,
      Then one day she was whorin’ up the Lakers,
      And up from the ground came a no-talent dude.
      Ray J that is, black gold, Mississippi pee.

      Well the next thing you know ol’ Kim’s a millionaire,
      Her momfolk said, ‘Kim, shoot that scene again’
      They said, the E! Channel is the place you oughtta be.’
      So, they loaded up Khloe and moved to Beverly.
      Hills, that is, reality t.v., vapid famewhores, armenians.

      Kardashian that is. Welcome to Hell, blow your head off.

      Y’all come back now, y’hear? Seacrest out!

    • I can assure you that she has been ” one of the Beverly Hills” most of her life.

      I went to high school with them and Kim crashed her car once on the way to a back waxing. Of course her dad replaced her beamer the following day.

  3. elephantman

    God she looks stupid!

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    From the look on her face and the blurry smile on homeboy in the background’s face, I’m guessing somebody just got moooo’ed at.

  5. If you wear a wedding dress to a wedding then lets hope you wear a beheading dress to a beheading.

  6. Jade

    She looks like an overweight Bratz doll.

  7. WHAT’S UP, FATTY !?

  8. popwilleatitself

    She is trying to suppress the giddy she feels that someone is taking her photo. She is fame addicted and no money in the world can fix that.

  9. Cock Dr

    Thanks 4 the laugh.

  10. Toe Jam

    I wonder when her pregnancy will start to show? Never?

  11. The powers-that-be in Hollywood are casting a new version of Stephen King’s classic “Carrie.” This one, however, will be REALLY fucking scary!

  12. ThisWillHurt

    “Did our maid just walk by? Bitch said she was too sick to come in.”

  13. THAT is gonna get bigger…

  14. your mom

    You think she’s really knocked up, or preparing for a very special episode of the Kardashians where Kim miscarries due to the stress of Kris Humphries pointing out what a whore she is…

  15. Bonky

    This is one of the new “maternity/funeral” outfits from the Kanye Kardashian Kollection.

  16. Shithead

    Somebody better wind up that cow and bring it back to the stable.

  17. lawn

    You’re pregnant, Kim, you can stop advertising now.

  18. anonym

    I wonder how long it takes her to do makeup.
    3 hours maybe?

  19. cc

    I have nothing to say. I am just sitting laughing out loud.

  20. Chris

    Something weird has happened to her face. She looks…off.

  21. skippy86

    Her ass gets bigger as her head gets smaller

  22. little turtle head


  23. jonesy

    Nice to see Kanye’s fashion sense paying off. But, where’s your hoodie?

  24. She looks udderly awful.

  25. Janelle

    It’s amazing that some women don’t know that the more weight they gain, the shorter their dresses get. WTF!!!

  26. Fashion police really need to start working some fucking overtime.

  27. Grafikman

    Gaaahhh. Just…..gaahhhh.

  28. From this angle her legs sure look pretty. Ain’t modern technology amazing?

  29. CK

    Too ‘moo’ for a baby-doll dress.

  30. Is she screwing Tim Burton on the side now?

  31. She looks like a flabby curtain.

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