Seen here revealing the device he uses to create the mating call for Camilla…
“And the funnel here collects the, the milkshake…”
Is this one of those duties he’s taking over from the Queen I was hearing about? Sounding Ye Olde Airhorn?
“i was able to double my size to a jolly 4 inches. I’m the king of rogering, I am…”
“Sadly, Dianna didn’t use the driver alert horn that I invented.”
When Charles gets the horn, he lets everyone know.
coin toss as to which one’s “the royal douche”
“I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.”
Wait, there’s a town called Cummnock?
And now, I shall stroke the Official Cummnock Shaft!
That’s the same horn he uses to try and scare his mum into a heart attack.
Been trying it for the last ten years without luck. Now Will and Kate are trying it on me.
Yet another keepsake bequeathed to ol’ banger-fingers – that’s the airhorn they used on the set at BBC to summon his chum Jimmy Savile when it was time for his segment but he was away, busy with his young…friends.
had to google it. that freak’s in hell.
“3, 2 and 1 . . . Oh, I’m sorry your highness. The correct answer is “air horn,” but I will give you partial credit for your response “it’s that thing-a-ma-job that mother uses to scatter the commoners from the palace grounds.””
Look at the happy lizard. It got a new toy.
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