Taylor Momsen posted this pic to Twitter. (January 21, 2014) -Photo: Twitter
she does anal now?
I’m sure she always did, or at least claimed to. Girls like her have toilet self esteem, so they pander to anything and everything related to sex (*cough* RihannaGagaMiley *cough*) constantly because they feed off the male attention.
They all do anal. The ones who haven’t just haven’t had the right guy sell them on it.
Except the ones who have had a guy go about it completely wrong. Some things in this world just cant be rushed, like anal, fisting, and listening to Pink Floyd.
So Jesus is where now?
I’m assuming this is Taylor Momsen, not Swift? Although if it is Swift, this might help solve her boyfriend problem if she follows through with the anal.
“Pee in here.”
someone’s gotta carry the torch for the “pee in her butt” guy. Rock on, man.
But I’m only one man.
We’re behind you man, You’re up to it…
By the way, that’s a fucking TATTOO on her back!
She’s serious about butt peen, and pleasure…
I seriously doubt that’s Taylor Swift bare assed up above.
Maybe it’s the cover of her new album, the follow up to RED?
No thanks. I don’t need directions.
That anus is 20 years old, so “going to hell” only counts if you strangle her during the act. Which you know she likes…
Suddenly my interest is piqued…
I’d go to hell if she’d give up her balloon knot.
o wow, she is so edgy
If I’m not into anal, I go to heaven? That’s what I’m taking away here. (Thank god the arrow wasn’t painted on her other side…)
Without seeing her fave there’s no way to know if that’s really her and even then there’s photoshop. She’s a well known cock-tease.
That having been said, I’d love to put it in her butt.
So I am supposed to thank the baby Jesus that she sells crack? That’s what I get from that.
I’d insert slowly. in.
and out. oh yeah. kinky bitch
“Farrah Abraham is my idol.”
huh. looks pleasantly fragrant.
That’s what happens when you tell the tattoo guy “gimme the Farrah Abraham”.
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought… doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps…come from the butt of a whore.
“I sure do love it, more than one bit. I sure do love it, up where I shit.”
and then the Grinch thought “if only little Cindy Lou had been 22.”
I’m confused. The teen popster formerly known as Taylor? The artist formerly known as Prince and now known again as Prince likes to park it in her ass? I can’t keep up with these kids today.
I believe that’s the symbol she’d like to be referred to now, which can be translated into The Artist Formerly Known As Who Gives a Ripe Fuck?
The artist formerly known as rectum.
In your ass? If you insist.
“FUK U DAD! I’LL TAKE IT UP THE ASS IF I WANT!! FUK U MOM! I’M RECKLESS AND I LUV IT!”
I think this girl would be a sexual fun time in the sack.
If your significant other needs that much help to find it, you have to question your life choices.
Also available in Braille!
More like The Pretty Rectum…amiriteguys?
But what if there’s actually some deeper message behind this, one that we’re all overlooking because of the simple butt jokes? The cross is clearly pointing towards her anus, yet the album is Going To Hell…so she must be inviting us to her mouth. This tin foil hat lets in winners now and again.
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