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  1. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you bring the enemy to its knees the Scottish way.

  2. She was so funny in Bridesmaids.

  3. J. Boehner

    That’s what the typical Fox News viewer looks like.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I would say that’s Honey Boo Boo’s mom, but I’m fairly certain there’s no gravy in those bagpipes.

  5. The pipe is playing her, but only because someone paid it £100.

  6. Icehawg

    Silly girl, it isn’t filled with cheese sauce.

  7. She really has a good set of pipes.

  8. I’ve always wanted a visual representation of what 1000 cats in heat sounded like.

  9. regrettably, her schizoid disorder has her convinced she’s drinking a four gallon shake on Kauai out of Matthew McConaughey’s flaccid member. Look at the pic again.

  10. JimBB

    Still rather see her naked than Lena Dunham.

  11. A coast to coast US tour is in order. Brace yourselves.

  12. “No, NO! Blow, BLOW!”

  13. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    She asked the nearest full blooded Scotsman if he would let her blow his wood.

  14. This is actually what Lindsay Lohan looks like near the end of a marathon blowjob.

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