one cup of chilli too many !
It’s all fun and games until you and your doll are covered in Chili and gin soaked barf.
“So then, I hit the gas and me and Maggie high-tailed it to Mexico where my cousin Juan was waiting for us with his magic beans…”
I will fucking OWN you, Miss Kitty!
I think he likes being bumped from behind.
You’ll have plenty of time to regret your DUI when you’re in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER !
(in gravelly voice)
“Jesus…not that hard!”
chain reaction puke-athon in 3…2…1…
i used to want to bang his wife when she was on news radio.
this dude looks like a bad guy from dick tracy now.
Seconds before the first known occurrence of someone rolling a bumper car..
There is no comment that can compete with that face so I will abstain.
Dammit…hold on…I missed the turn off AGAIN!!!
Someone needs to shit.
Aw, c’mon, Reggie, get in the car!
Who IS this guy Reggie? If I get in the care with you are you gonna take ME for a ride? All I want to know is how far, how FAST, and WHEN? Other than that I don’t care about the destination… ;-P Let’s GO!
I liked him in The Wrestler and 9 1/2 Weeks.
Oh hey, the episode where Otis gets a car leads Andy and Barney through all sorts of hijinks!
“WE AIN’T PARTNERS!”
“Short Round, hit the gas! The Chinese gangsters won’t stop until they get this artifact back!”
“According to the State of California, once complete 40 hours of driving this thing I can apply for reinstatement of my driver’s license.”
Oops, typo…“According to the State of California, once I complete 40 hours of driving this thing I can apply for reinstatement of my driver’s license.”
Hell, if they give Lohan and Bynes licenses…
Sorry, that was to vito. The fail is strong with me today.
They ought to have a sign that reads: “If your blood pressure is above 300/180, you are not permitted to ride the bumper cars, Mr. Nolte.”
Looks like he just ate Brian Dennehy and it doesn’t agree with him.
Here we see Nick Nolte’s screen test for the role of “Red Hulk” in the new, upcoming Marvel motion picture.
is it just me … or is Nolte morphing into Jack Nicholson?
Sexiest man alive…..1992. WHAAAAAT????
Ok, who let Gary Busey behind the wheel again?
I thought Spencer Tracy was dead.
He keeps calling his grand daughter “Short round” and punched a carnie . Now if only he can make it out of Shanghai…
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Nick Nolte at the Malibu Chili Cook-off. (September 2, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN