one cup of chilli too many !
It’s all fun and games until you and your doll are covered in Chili and gin soaked barf.
“So then, I hit the gas and me and Maggie high-tailed it to Mexico where my cousin Juan was waiting for us with his magic beans…”
I will fucking OWN you, Miss Kitty!
I think he likes being bumped from behind.
You’ll have plenty of time to regret your DUI when you’re in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER !
(in gravelly voice)
“Jesus…not that hard!”
chain reaction puke-athon in 3…2…1…
i used to want to bang his wife when she was on news radio.
this dude looks like a bad guy from dick tracy now.
Seconds before the first known occurrence of someone rolling a bumper car..
There is no comment that can compete with that face so I will abstain.
Dammit…hold on…I missed the turn off AGAIN!!!
Someone needs to shit.
Aw, c’mon, Reggie, get in the car!
Who IS this guy Reggie? If I get in the care with you are you gonna take ME for a ride? All I want to know is how far, how FAST, and WHEN? Other than that I don’t care about the destination… ;-P Let’s GO!
I liked him in The Wrestler and 9 1/2 Weeks.
Oh hey, the episode where Otis gets a car leads Andy and Barney through all sorts of hijinks!
“WE AIN’T PARTNERS!”
“Short Round, hit the gas! The Chinese gangsters won’t stop until they get this artifact back!”
“According to the State of California, once complete 40 hours of driving this thing I can apply for reinstatement of my driver’s license.”
Oops, typo…“According to the State of California, once I complete 40 hours of driving this thing I can apply for reinstatement of my driver’s license.”
Hell, if they give Lohan and Bynes licenses…
Sorry, that was to vito. The fail is strong with me today.
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