superficial

  1. lily

    tacky

  2. duder

    Well, now we know what’s dragging her down.

  3. “…and right here, this is where a breast would be if I were actually female.”

  4. JC

    She gets one of these every time she finds a sailor drunk enough to fuck her.

    Still only one so far…

  5. Smapdi

    She’s strong to the finish ’cause she eats her spinach, she’s Gaga the Sailor’s Man!

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You can’t see but there’s a W under her armpit

  7. “This tattoo signifies how quickly my career will sink.”

  8. I’m more likely to rub one out to the anchor on Popeye’s forearm than her.

  9. show us the one near your dick.

  10. Blech

    Why is her boob all the way to one side of her chest?

    If she’s aiming for a fucking-bizarre Lindsay look, I believe she’s nailed it.

  11. meeps!

    I think Blackbeard said it best when he said,

    “Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.”

  12. Keno

    Arr now to get a peg for me missin arrrm…

  13. Mama Pinkus

    sick narcissist

  14. Radadoon

    Anchors Aweigh, my boys Anchors Aweigh.
    Farewell to college joys, We sail at break of day,
    ‘ay ‘ay ‘ay, our last night ashore,
    Drink to the foam
    Until we meet once more,
    Here’s wishing you a happy voyage home!

    At least she is patriotic…

  15. I thought it was ScarJo.

  16. Needs more titmeat.

  17. She wanted seamen on her chest but it was too messy.

  18. Shelby

    I usually don’t find Lady Gaga too attractive, but I think Lady Gaga looks rather sexy in this picture. ;)

    • It’s something to do with partially cutting off her face, but I can’t put my finger on why. I thought she looked great in a half-face Terry Richardson (peh) pic. The forehead, maybe?

  19. This confirms where shs gets all her inspiration from: seamen.

  20. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    A warning to any future husband – she’s going to be so much more than just a ball-&-chain.

  21. Sparky

    so unique

  22. Motorboat Captain

    She can furl my mains’l any day.

  23. lala

    Oh she’s showing off her tattoo.. I just thought she was randomly groping herself to show off how “eccentric” she is…

  24. She’s trying to trick me into overlooking that very practical bicycle in the background. I could carry lots of shit with that bike.

  25. She actually looks pretty decent in this pic. Photoshop is fucking amazing.

  26. madashell

    Her middle finger has been clearly getting a work-out.

  27. You

    So original.

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