Well, now we know what’s dragging her down.
“…and right here, this is where a breast would be if I were actually female.”
She gets one of these every time she finds a sailor drunk enough to fuck her.
Still only one so far…
She’s strong to the finish ’cause she eats her spinach, she’s Gaga the Sailor’s Man!
You can’t see but there’s a W under her armpit
“This tattoo signifies how quickly my career will sink.”
Bravo sir, bravo.
I’m more likely to rub one out to the anchor on Popeye’s forearm than her.
show us the one near your dick.
Why is her boob all the way to one side of her chest?
If she’s aiming for a fucking-bizarre Lindsay look, I believe she’s nailed it.
I think Blackbeard said it best when he said,
“Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.”
Arr now to get a peg for me missin arrrm…
Anchors Aweigh, my boys Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, We sail at break of day,
‘ay ‘ay ‘ay, our last night ashore,
Drink to the foam
Until we meet once more,
Here’s wishing you a happy voyage home!
At least she is patriotic…
I thought it was ScarJo.
Needs more titmeat.
She wanted seamen on her chest but it was too messy.
I usually don’t find Lady Gaga too attractive, but I think Lady Gaga looks rather sexy in this picture. ;)
It’s something to do with partially cutting off her face, but I can’t put my finger on why. I thought she looked great in a half-face Terry Richardson (peh) pic. The forehead, maybe?
This confirms where shs gets all her inspiration from: seamen.
A warning to any future husband – she’s going to be so much more than just a ball-&-chain.
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