If I were Drew Carrey I would hire that kid with the glasses to shadow me everywhere…
And call him Daddy
And then the handsome prince showed the children his special frog.
This called Penance in the House of Windsor.
“I suppose a lick is out of the question?”
“We saw your pictures on Daddy’s computer next to a pile of used tissues.”
“What do you mean ‘The kid in the maroon shirt says his is bigger’?”
“Sorry my dear, Tyrion of House Lannister is now hand to the Queen”
“No, Prince Harry, I don’t know if my mommy wants to fly to Las Vegas and play billiards.”
“I don’t care what kind of cancer you have, if you call me ‘Prince Ginger Willie’ one more time I’ll have my butler flog you”
“My little brothers pee-pee is bigger than yours.”
“I saw your wiener on the internets”
I thought the “Little Rascals” were dead?
“Let’s get some coke and some whores and go crazy”
“Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.”
“I’m sorry, Your Grace, but I never put out on the first date.”
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. And YOU, little miss… Yes that is indeed a minipen in my pocket.”
That little boy in front is so cute I want to smooch his cheeks. And the larger, redheaded boy in back. Different cheeks.
So…Who’s up for a quick game of pool then?
From the set of “Cheers” as performed by children: Ted Danson was never young.
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