“I’ll shay it wonsh more: Kindly remove yourshelf from my SHEET!”
Your mother got paid $1.50 to let me shit in her mouth. Fuck off.
Sir Sean is no Jon Hamm.
That asian lady doesn’t give a shit.
There are no little Asian girls alive that could handle the Hamm hog
Watch more porn.
I’ve come for Trebek.
Me love you loong time. Meeso horny.
“Young lady, please engage your caterpillar drive.”
“Yesh, I have the shortesht torsho ever. Your point?”
You should see the look on the Ashians faysch when I told her to schit on my lahp.
uh-oh, Sean’s been out there creeping:
What’s the fucking point? I was able to watch that vid for maybe 8 seconds…
The guy who said ‘That’s a Smith & Wesson…and you’ve had your six’ before snuffing some ne’er do well now dresses like this?
Wow… his cock is a literal chick magnet.
“Lady, we just met! Get your head outta my crotch…”
“No, prease…I give brow-job!”
The Asian lady seems quite curious about his penis.
“You know, Kisshy, I don’t why you chose to meet here, but a paternity tesht doesn’t take itshelf. Let’s at leasht get a room.”
He’s still got it!
Women still want the “REAL James Bond”
Asians are disappointed when they realize Octopussy isn’t about tentacle porn.
I wouldn’t kick him out of the seat next to me…
Why is he wearing a stethoscope?
It’s actually a little radio they give you so that you can listen to the commentary as you watch the match.
He’s just showing her his prime specimen of Alabama blacksnake.
There’s a man with a wealth of experience. A man who’s seen the highs, the really lows, and many, many creamy middles. A man with fans from ten to ninety-and-ten.
Which is why he carries a stethoscope.
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Sean Connery at The U.S. Open in New York City. (September 10, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN