superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    And me at work without a change of pants.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Never have 2 guys looked less excited to see 2 women kiss.

  3. EricLr

    One is thinking “Tastes like cocaine.” The other is thinking “Tastes like embalming fluid.”

  4. Smapdi

    And in the very next moment, every man in the room lost all interest in ever seeing lesbian porn again.

  5. Hugh Evers

    Can I get a Carmen Electra and Amanda Heard Photoshop? If we aren’t going to use the Internet properly let’s just unplug the damn thing.

  6. howie

    must suck life

  7. K-Tron

    “Oh hey, Joan- was your Dark Mark burning too just now?”
    “Of course, darling”
    “Hail Voldemort!”

  8. So Steven Tyler is wearing hot pink skirts now?

  9. Diablo Dude

    Straight up, blowing kisses in the wind.

  10. cc

    Knowing Joan, she whispered ‘cunt’ in her ear.

  11. Rosalie

    Someone is going to walk away from this without a soul.

  12. Fake and old come together in perfect harmony.

  13. sandycakes

    classic game of chicken. which clunker will swerve first!?

  14. Opposites attract?

  15. kimmykimkim

    Noooooo!

  16. There’s so much botox at work here they actually think they’ve made contact.

  17. Colin

    That’s no kiss, that’s a drug deal.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    This dream always ends the same…Them clenched in sexual afterglow and me waking up screaming and vomiting.

  19. Hey, this is Earth-shattering. Someone contact the State Department. We have a Jew and an Arab kissing!

  20. Oz Matters

    There is always one black guy saying it with his eyes …

  21. Swearin

    They must really be on hard times if they have to resort to sharing alcohol vapors.

  22. Ghost

    What? No tongue? Where’s the love?

  23. theoriginal LJ

    Trannys kissing, no big deal.

  24. Hugh Jazz

    The ancient ritual of passing the Adderall tablet from mouth to mouth continues to this day.

  25. asasssyshortcake

    How often do you see two zombies kissing each other?

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