1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Christopher Walken, 1982.

  2. Cock Dr

    He looks different…gone under the knife perhaps?

  3. huh?

    auditioning for a Bruce Jenner biopic perhaps?

  4. Did someone start talking about math?

  5. Perplexity

    Just came to the realization that bongo has the word bong in it. Totally overheated his brain. Must mouth breathe to alleviate.

  6. userofalltrades

    Holy crap! He’s wearing a t-shirt.

  7. hijkmno

    he looks like shit.

  8. American Pickers

  9. Dear Madame Tussauds,
    There’s been some sort of mix-up here at the factory, and apparently someone got a little Tom Cruise on your Matthew McConaughey. Frightfully sorry. Please accept these peanut butter cups as our way of making amends.

    The Keebler Elves

  10. Alright……….Alright……….Alright.

  11. Swearin

    I saw him in person early this summer, he looked like pure sex in a suit. Now he looks like pure meth and it’s always laundry day.

  12. Dish

    It’d be a whole lot cooler if you did….meth

  13. FiddlerOnTheRoofies

    “If somebody gets in your face and calls you a cocksucker, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won’t walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can’t walk him, one of the others will help you, and you’ll both be nice. I want you to remember that it’s a job. It’s nothing personal.”

  14. Reminds me of the scene in Boogie Nights when Diggler whips his cock out on camera for the first time.

  15. Mandope

    Wow did he lose mass or something? Behold the new organic, free range MatMc

  16. Travolta

    Hair looks great!

  17. lily

    I loved that book….wonder how the movie will measure up…seeing that he is the lead, im thinking it will be a letdown :/

  18. He’s just hair to plug his new movie.

  19. Max

    I’m pretty sure if you put his brains in a bumblebee, he would fly backwards..

  20. Mama Pinkus

    nice bod but above the neck he is a train wreck

  21. lori

    He’s starting to look more and more like an emaciated older woman with a badly styled ’70′s feathered hairdo.

  22. There stands a man who is desperately in need of a box full of Happy Meals.

  23. snarl

    he’s losing weight for a film role, people.

  24. mbcl

    wall street’s paved with rusty gold

  25. HollywoodOutsider

    Modine! You magnificent bastard!

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