…because if there’s one thing a 6′ tall woman needs, it’s platform shoes!
She wanted to intimidate the little fellow…show him who’s boss.
NO…Tony Danza’s the BOSS!!
Let me tell you about the time I dated gulliver , my little oompa loompa.
Mario, honestly now – do these shoes make my cheeks look chubby?
Lady on the left: “I thought she would have that torch in her hand and the book in the other like on TV.”
She should have brought something for Slater to stand on too.
Well that’s my secret Mario, I’m always angry…
And what kind of candy would *you* like, little boy?
How does a landscaper like Mario Lopez land a job like that? He should be standing outside of Home Depot looking for work.
Dude, as much as I hated Saved by the Bell and all those dimwit “actors” on that show, just because Mario Lopez is Hispanic American doesn’t make him a fucking migrant worker.
No need to hate Mario ’cause he’s got a much better job than you. He’s got a job. Period. You’re probably fat and unemployed living in your parents’ basement.
Burn… the dreaded mother’s basement retort!
I thought he was a spinach picker though.
The parents’ basement retort is a cliche for a reason b/c it’s true.
And Flynbyu’s post is the same thing…an overwrought cliche and stereotype ignorant loser white people use to make themselves feel better esp. in this economy.
At least mine has a basis in truth.
So burn this, mofo…
Don’t piss her off. She damn near made it to the Olymipcs once as an archer.
Sure, but the level of competition has really come up since the Games of the First Olympiad.
Years ago, she made an appearance on Letterman where she demonstrated her archery prowess outside the studio. And she did it in heels, a tiny dress and nothing else. A fond memory of mine.
“And that’s when I realized I could kill with my bare hands.”
She’s pretty tall, but he’s also legally considered a dwarf.
I would absolutely ruin her. Twice.
Factor in the cost of the climbing gear needed to get there. Once.
FYI, setting up base camp is a bitch.
You don’t go down on her, you go up.
those shoes are stupid.
Yes, and the dress is ugly.
I agree – I think women have NO CLUE how ridiculous this “Frankenstein shoe” fad is
The Leaning Tower of Geena Davis is always exactly 6 degrees to the right of the horizontal.
Face: circa 2009. Legs and knees: circa 1909
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