superficial

  1. hijkmno

    did she have a baby?

  2. JC

    Gibbs is gonna be mad when he finds out that she stirs all of those DNA samples with her rock-hard nips.

  3. I’m not completely sure who she is, but I’m 2% sure I know what’s soaking her shirt

  4. Contusion

    She seems excited to be there.

  5. T1

    i think she’s from ncis ( i frequent tv.com) and i also think she’s leaking. that or it’s a funny coincidence. of course it seems womens nipples can more fully develop during pregnancy which make explain those seemingly nice sized ones up there. mmm.

  6. Perplexity

    As a side job, she uses these to cut glass.

  7. Joe

    Fergie’s better half.

  8. your mom

    Spontaneous Lactation Syndrome. This shit is real.

  9. She shouldn’t cry over spilled milk

  10. I’m 100% sure that this is unattractive.

  11. rican

    Her tit just came.

  12. Auditions for Ben Affleck’s upcoming film, “Lactate, Baby, Lactate.”

  13. Fractious Nuckfut

    I blew my load.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Was R. Kelly just singing with her?

  15. All I notice is that at 43, her breasts are far perkier than Lindsay Lohan’s are at 26.

  16. Animal

    The girl in the next photo is much prettier.

  17. yoop

    Marty Feldman nips

  18. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    I remember my wet dream like it was yesterday

  19. noname

    These new “Got Milk?” ads are getting really lazy

  20. Thank you, pokie fairy. You make the world a better place.

  21. Eh, I don’t think she’s leaking. She doesn’t have a kid, and with her frame she’d be showing if she were already at the point of lactation.

    That out of the way, nipples are awesome.

  22. tlmck

    When she’s 80, she will still be wearing that same wig.

  23. Mama Pinkus

    is that the NCIS dog-collared bitch? I don’t think she has any kids

  24. Mike701

    You have often heard of it, but to actually see a silicone blow out, WOW!

  25. CANTSTOPSTARING

    invisible tray full of drinks spilled because of that klutzy invisible man!

  26. Bionic_Crouton

    Did she drop a breastfeeding baby?

  27. Blech

    You sure this isn’t just a thinner Sandra Bernhard wearing a black wig?

  28. FattyMcGee

    So Paul Reubens is 60… so he’s out dressed as a trannie… so he’s leaking milk out of his tits…. wait, what?

  29. Herman Gumper

    Best Lactaid commercial ever!

  30. alex

    Wow! Selma Blair really put on weight.

  31. Dave

    Soup’s on.

  32. Lenore

    Pauley Perrette’s breasts are deformed as a result of a botched boob job that (she falsely claims) her boyfriend at the time, Dave Kendall, “forced” her to get. Her left breast is hard as a baseball and the nipple faces sideways. Dave Kendall was an MTV VJ and that’s how she got her start in show biz, although of course that’s not the story she tells now.

  33. Just_As_it_IS

    That’s what she does with her nipples instead of talking, when you ask her the time. It was 8:20

  34. Nipple 1- “Hey, why are you crying?”
    Nipple 2- “I’m not crying. I have something in my eye”
    Nipple 1- “You don’t have an eye”
    Nipple 2- “Apparently neither did the doctor who augmented us”.
    Nipple 1- “You never look at me anymore.”
    Nipple 2- “I don’t have a choice. Stupid doctor!”

  35. Nipple 1 – Knock-Knock?
    Nipple 2 – Who’s there?
    Nipple 1 – Fake goth chick.
    Nipple 2 – Fake goth chick who?
    Nipple 1 – Fake goth chick who’s in her early 40s and can’t act.
    Nipple 2 – There’s nothing funny about that.
    Nipple 1 – Go to hell.
    Nipple 2 – You go to hell.
    Nipple 1 – I miss you.
    Nipple 2 – I know. I miss you too.

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