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Is that the Haynes T-shirt convention? I was meaning to go there.
“Would you like to try out my new glory hole?”
How are you at dusting…MY WEINER?
Love it! Could also go with “MY SCHNITZEL!” or “MY BRATWURST!”
“So do you clean homes professionally or just for fun?”
“Yah, the maid wave is still empty… I’m willing to fulfill it…”
I’m pretty sure we should be keeping him away from high schools.
…or maid services.
Are you a maid? No? Lemme ask again…ARE YOU A MAID?
“Yah, and all you would haf to do is clean up heah once in a while like da other maids. Oh, und one more ting. Can you drop you panties?”
Guess which one likes Mexican tail.
Eatings not cheating
Full marks for the “eating’s not cheating” reference, and extra credit for the funny name
“I vill sqveeze your teats, zen implant a child in your vomb…zen you can start cleaning on Monday.”
Zooooo, you’ll be 18 next month?
All these kids had mothers who were maids and they are serving Arnold with a class action lawsuit for child support.
“I left mah glasses in mah car… I’ll be back.”
He never returned.