A Spanish priest swore that if he jumped of this particular cliff, all of his gay thoughts would go away.
Jesus Christ, who’s the clown that photoshopped out the cross?
Dropping faster than his metacritic score for After Earth.
It must have REALLY hurt like hell when he hit the water,
and the kielbasa his marketing people stuffed in his pants,
slammed up against his bare crotch.
My grandpa use to say “Jumpin-black-Jesus-in-his-chones-with-
a-boner.” Now I get it.
One of the lesser-known scientology powers is the ability to hover in mid-air, powered by clarity of purpose and the harnessing of your own smug farts.
He did go to Florida to get his super powers from Scientology. Chris Angel up yours!
Aww fuck, now all I can think of is this –
“Xenu, take me AAAWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
Black Jesus’ invisible cross gives Will wood.
“… And that’s how I became the Fresh Eunuch of Bel-Air!!”
Man doesn’t he know black people cant fly.
Goddamn World Cup, f’ing Brazil; now everyone wants to be a Christ the Redeemer statue
kanye wishes he thought of this pose first.
I noticed that his wife and kids are in none of these pictures.
Hey man, when you leave the country, you have to take those assholes with you… don’t leave ‘em here with us.
So it is written: For Willard Smith Sr. loved the world so much that he gave his one and only son, so that everyone who believes in him will not need to watch any more really shitty movies.
Commenting as a Guest. Sign in or Join.
Will Smith in Formentera, Spain. (July 15, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News