This picture is making me so sleepy.
Carl: “Billy, if you were around when this picture was made, you’d be in it.”
Billy: “I’m not in this picture?”
“Look at me when I’m talking to you, before I slap that chinstrap off your punk face.”
“I tell ya, Billy, we do a 2000 year old man remake and it’ll knock their sox off! Their goddam sox!!”
“…Billy. Did ya hear dey let non-Jews in here??”
Obvioulsy when he heard Mr. Reiner would be in attendance, Billy Crystal thought it would be Rob, not Carl.
*pooooooooot* “My wife used to faht just like that.”
Wow…now those look like two funny guys!
Despite having already heard Mrs. Reiner’s despicable retelling of The Aristocrats a thousand times, Billy and Carl were forced to endure it once again.
Hollywood Geriatric Convention.
“Jesus Billy, you’ve had so many facelifts that you’re pubes are growing around your mouth now!”
“I tell you we could use someone like this Hitler guy over here”
“Hang on a minute Billy, I have to let one go.”
“Billy, Billy, you’re not listening to me. It’s a cross between “The A-Team” and “Baywatch”. The only difference is that now all the main characters are all in their 70s. You could be the lead… you’re still hot with the kids…. Billy… !”
“And then I lanced that boil something fierce, and it leaked all over….Billy? Billy?”
“I was the first one to call him ‘Penis Van Lesbian.’ Me. But then that schmuck on Family Guy says it, and now everyone thinks he came up with it. Aaaah, the kids today, they don’t know…”
City Slickers sucked.
Billy’s making the face that every single person trapped by an 85 year old eventually makes.
“So listen Billy…I’ll put in a good word to the casting director. For now the working title is ‘Ocean’s Fourteen’. “
.oO(Christ…here comes the “I inspired the Dick Van Dyke Show” story again…)
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