Snooki in Seaside Heights, NJ. (June 4, 2012) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
There’s that “pregnant glow” I’ve heard so much about.
that’s just from the steam of the hot dog stand
Pregnancy glow is setting 5 in the tanning booth.
Setting 6 is Will Smith. Setting 19 is Tan Mom.
So am I looking at the Death Star or Darth Cold Stone?
The only thing this body could bounce back from is being hit by a semi. Learn to love your new shape, Snooks, ’cause it’s here to stay.
I’d swear that’s Ron Jeremy in drag.
god help that child
Just a fucking slob.
And out of nowhere a wild Snorlax appears.
Your expectations are way too high. Relative to their non-knocked up appearance, she looks better pregnant than Hilary Duff.
KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Anybody want to take bets on how fast her baby commits suicide once it finds out who it’s parents are ?
Look it’s a beachball with legs!
Looks like she’s gonna do pregnancy the Jessica Simpson way.
She seems to be in whale mode, don’t really see a pregnancy here at all,, just whale
Looks like everything is going just as we all knew it would.
Damn I wish my seed was the one growing in her….
What’s that say on her shirt? “Goodyear”?
I’d say when that water breaks it’s going to be at least 90 proof.
remember when she said she’d “die” if she looked like jessica simpson did when she was pregnant? Well, by my calculations, she’ll meet Jessica’s Jabba and raise her one Han Solo.
This cross between a basset hound and a milk cow has a lot of damn gall even speaking about Jessica Simpson. First, Jessica Simpson is beautiful. Second, Jessica Simpson could buy and sell Bossy…I mean, Snooki…daily and never run out of change. Third, Jessica Simpson shits out more brains daily than Snooki will ever have in total over her entire lifetime. Fourth, if Snooki would rather die…then go ahead and fucking die, already. Just wait until you have delivered that innocent that’s growing in your womb.
is she having the baby from her tits?
She ate Hilary Duff!
Or maybe she’s gorging herself over these 8000 months so that her baby’s nice and fat and tender for a ritual feast at birth time.
I don’t. Knooooow…
hopefully it eats its way out
What asshole put a baseball cap over it’s blowhole?
Still has shitting pants look on face………….
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