Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in Paris. (June 3, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Hey! It’s What’sYerFace!
And with Val Kilmer too.
“Ms. Jolie, what do you think of the claim that cunnilingus causes cancer?”
“If that were true, one of us would have been dead years ago.”
Brad: Why’d you have to suggest that? Now she’s going to have her vagina removed.
I should pay more attention. I could have sworn there was something about this pair of boobs being gone.
This is the problem with being too pretty. When your looks start to go it’s all the more evident. Angelina’s starting to show her age too.
Hmmm, maybe. I see plenty of exceptions. But more to the point, your looks go quicker when aging meets plastic surgery.
And the slow transformation into Val Kilmer begins…
I guess he can go straight to third now….
“Miss Jolie, Miss Jolie, I have a question. What are the chances now of Mr. Pitt contracting Oral Cancer?”
Big fat Brad has been eating more than Angie lately.
And in our next act, Brad will have his dick chopped off so I can deposit it in my purse for real.
She needs to have those cheek implants removed. She is starting to resemble the Joker.
As dontkillthemessenger pointed out, he is starting to resemble Val Kilmer so it works out.
Brad: “They may not be real, but they are Spectacular!”
Just trying out the new “fun house lens” on two dipshits …
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