superficial

  1. PathosAvenger

    Hey! It’s What’sYerFace!

  2. Tiggles

    “Ms. Jolie, what do you think of the claim that cunnilingus causes cancer?”
    “If that were true, one of us would have been dead years ago.”

  3. B&WMinstrel

    I should pay more attention. I could have sworn there was something about this pair of boobs being gone.

  4. Batu Khan

    This is the problem with being too pretty. When your looks start to go it’s all the more evident. Angelina’s starting to show her age too.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Hmmm, maybe. I see plenty of exceptions. But more to the point, your looks go quicker when aging meets plastic surgery.

  5. EricLR

    And the slow transformation into Val Kilmer begins…

  6. I guess he can go straight to third now….

  7. “Miss Jolie, Miss Jolie, I have a question. What are the chances now of Mr. Pitt contracting Oral Cancer?”

  8. jen

    Big fat Brad has been eating more than Angie lately.

  9. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    And in our next act, Brad will have his dick chopped off so I can deposit it in my purse for real.

  10. tlmck

    She needs to have those cheek implants removed. She is starting to resemble the Joker.

  11. Schadenfreude

    Brad: “They may not be real, but they are Spectacular!”

  12. Just trying out the new “fun house lens” on two dipshits …

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