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  1. Abe Vigoda is still alive.

  2. *Philip grumbles* Can’t make out this menu without my reading glasses…to hell with it, I’ll just have the chicken.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Hands untainted by having worked a day in life apparently can be inherited.

  4. Batu Khan

    Elizabeth: I should have gone with a bigger hat!
    Philip: Hiding Mad Magazine inside a pamphlet. Genius!
    Charles: 60 years… 60 years… and counting…

  5. ThisWillHurt

    “Good lord, who gave him a children’s menu?”

  6. B&WMinstrel

    Young Mister Windsor is looking spry!

  7. EricLR

    Yes, I shall have the poached salmon, please.

  8. Brit

    “60 years ago, I had an empire. Now look at this rotten lot”

  9. pigglywiggly

    “Is it ok with you if I get the Grand Slam”?

  10. Two of them are thinking “Just die already.”

  11. Another happy occaision for the Saxe-Coburg and Gotha family…

  12. Mike701

    The recently resurrected Boris Karloff takes his rightful place among British royalty.

  13. Her Majesty and I will have the roasted royal corgi. Please be sure to tell her it’s the lamb.

  14. journalschism

    “I say, how’s the mutton here?”
    [in stereo] “Oh, shut up.”

  15. jenn

    Elizabeth, winner of the game of crones.

  16. Man, everyone looks just ecstatic to be there.

  17. “I don’t recognize any of these dishes on this Denny’s menu.”

  18. Swearin

    Wow, the Lannisters get so boring by Season 7

  19. Darth Mung

    “We hit Bruno Tattaglia at four o’clock this morning.”

  20. Charles looks more like his mother every day.

  21. FARFALLINA

    ARE THEY REALLY ALIVE??????????
    I RELOCATED TO LONDON (ITALIAN ITALIAN ITALIAN) AND NOW THAT I LIVE HERE I UNDERSTAND WHY BRITS LOVE THE ROYAL FAMILY SO MUCH….. THEY ARE ALL SO BOOOOOOOOOORING!!
    I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!

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