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Someone said ‘Hey, I want to make an action movie that suck ass. Where’s Statham?’ and voila there he is.
he he he!!
Rules:
1. “The deal is the deal”
2. “No names”
3. “Never open the package”
4. “Never make a promise you can’t keep”
5. “Put your shoes in the bin”
Have you checked your career sir, or will you be carrying it on?
No thanks, I left it in 2000
Score!!!
He’s got Rosie, what does he care about a career?
I like his films. I don’t know why they bother giving them different names but I like them.
ain’t it the truth…
No, no… the movie titles can change, but they should all start… “Jason Statham stars as Jason Statham in…”
he doesn’t look happy about the TSA having to search his diaper either.
Hello baby!!
at least one hollywood actor doesn’t dress like a total hipster pussy when flying.
No shit. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this guy in a douchy hat-and-scarf combo.
Who the hell is Jason Statham? Never heard of him.
That head says “Punisher”. Too bad that plaid says “pussy”.
I so want to see you tell him that to his face.
Since when did steroid use result in a 2nd head growing out of one’s right shoulder?
“Wha’du I know about diamonds? Dun’ they come from Antwerp?”
I’m afraid to say anything snarky, for fear he’ll jump out and scissor kick my head like a fucking soccer ball.
I see comments about his career being over, but personally I loved Crank & The Mechanic, which only came out this year. They may no be blockbusters, but plenty of good movies do poorly at the box office. Oh, and did I mention he’s HOT?! lol