Snooki’s take on ‘the shocker’.
“This is how many dicks I can fit inside me at once.”
The engagement ring she is showing us got lost! Call Interpol!!!
See how high I can count? I can count to six.
Thank God she ios back in Jersey and not embarrassing the entire US in Italy any longer.
We give you Michael Jackson and you give us this??
Snooki finally ends the debate as to how many dozens of cheeseburgers she can polish off in one sitting.
Seriously WHAT THE FUCK?
Take it out back and shoot it, now.
You know you’d frak her until you couldn’t cum anymore.
Sorry, less than a zero chance.
WHEN THE FUCK WILL HER FIFTEEN MINUTES END???
I agree with you, Turd Ferguson….take her out back and shoot her, then bury it quick before her stinch polutes the air. She’s an embarrassment to America, to women everywhere, to New Jersey, to Itallian Americans, to her family and relatives. God, can you imagine being related to THAT!!!
She is the definition of human VOMIT GARBAGE!!! EEEEEWWWW…GAG.
Disgusting is too high of praise…
The sad part is the bitch ain’t even Italian, she’s Chilean, adopted and raised by an Italian family.
I think it’s safe to say this is what Shirley and Teenage-Bloated-Suicide-Trailer-Trash Barbie’s kid will end up looking like.
What? Oh, on the troll scale, I rate myself this many.
I will take the #5 value meal biggie sized!
-”See? this is the douche face, easy!”
I have always been puzzled by the term reality “star”.
Where’s the real ice-truck killer when you need him?
Just got my fifth STD! Party in my mouth! Who’s coming?
They’re back . . .
I just love a gathering like this of Snooki’s Fan Club.
I stuck my hand in and I spread my fingers this far apart.
What a skank, should be ashamed to show it’s face!!
I’m half black and this chick is darker than me, what the hell lay off the tanning you fuckin ewok.
She has nothing to fear from giant shards of flying glass.
“My duck-volution ain’t complete yet. I still got no webbed fingas. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.”
Poor Snook she has to brown bag her lunch now.
I bet she can take a dick in the ass like a champ!
I guess nobody liked it.
What? Couldn’t make up your mind what nail colour to choose from, Twat!!
I know it looks like she’s saying she blew five guys this morning, but she’s already waved both hands twice before the pic.
Commenting as a Guest. Sign in or Join.
Jersey Shore star Snooki in New Jersey. (June 27, 2011)