Your move, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
Patty cake homothug style!
Douche Club for Men… Secret Handshake
Nothing stereotypical going on here, move along…
Prison sex is 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
The good news is if they use their left hand too, their boners will still be able to hold them up.
I can see the trailer for this movie already:
On the street, they were hardcore pachucos. But in prison, they were in love…
Wow, “pachucos”…hadn’t heard that word in years. So descriptive and so accurate.
This is how I picture gay marriage
So what would you call this action… foreplay?
I’m pretty sure those underage Disney sluts over there are looking at us! High five!
Which one is…eh, I don’t care.
This must be the worse type of siamese twin. Do you want to kick a ball? sorry, too difficult. Do you want to play catch? Dont be silly. Well, I guess we might as well do some more fuckin push-ups.
Even the douche in the background looks perplexed.
School dance? Isn’t he like fucking 30? Grow up man before you are the old, creepy guy at the club… oh wait.
Apparently at this school dance, it’s cool to practice “presenting,” prison style.
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