superficial

  1. Mcdoubler

    …they couldnt center the poor guy for the photo? he looks like an action figure for pete’s sake!

    • Tripod shot. Almost everyone else would be centered (I’m looking at you, Dinklage!), so our photographer didn’t bother. He was like “What the hell, it’s only Mini-Me.”

  2. I think it’s sweet of the producers of the film to invite him for the opening despite not passing the audition process…

  3. That’s the furthest down I’ve ever had to scroll just to see the subject of a photo.

  4. it had to be said

    Verne’s too cool to crack on. But if I were going to, I’d say you must be as tall as eVent to be admitted to this premier.

  5. jim

    does this backdrop make me look short?

  6. The Brown Streak

    Ladies and Gentlemen, your next WCW world heavyweight champion…and that’s why they don’t exist anymore…

  7. The Pope

    Seriously, how bad do you want to kick him just to see how far he’d go?

  8. EricLr

    Yeah, even he could beat down Chris Brown.

  9. catapostrophe

    Double-jointed.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    He plays a footnote

  11. Quijibo

    I had to scroll way down to see who it was.

  12. CK

    He should just wear a stovepipe hat like Lincoln did.

  13. lawn

    Did he pay full fare to get there or did he sit on someone’s lap?

  14. dboffer

    Goddamit … another dwarf from nowhere ran in and ruined my shot.

  15. Director: “Well, he’s no Dinklage, but I guess he’ll have to do.”

  16. yuhi

    awwww

  17. Flame on

    Loving the usage of white space.

  18. Isn’t this the movie that CGI’ed regular-sized actors to play the Seven Dwarves rather than hire actual little people? I wonder what they paid Verne to sell out his own kind.

  19. Lord Invader

    This fucker cost me my entire summer vacation.
    Signed,
    Instagram auto-cropping programmer

  20. Swearin

    I’m sorry, but when I look at this I just see all the V’s as arrows pointing my view downward

  21. Oz Matters

    The brilliance of this photo is that they managed not to include all of his left foot – probably should have taken a few more steps back when taking the shot, but then we would need an arrow to point to the single black pixel.

  22. Psycobiff

    Shit, someone left the cat-door open again.

  23. I almost didn’t see this photo.

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