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  1. Ok he may be a pseudo-existential douche but at least he’s carrying his own umbrella.

    • What a douche

      He’s now employed as an umbrella holder to escort Letterman audience members into the theater.

  2. Trying to avoid a shower at all costs.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    What look is he going for… young Cher or old Cher?

  4. Mista Snazzy

    Short guy: “Why doesn’t this son-a-va-bitch let me do my damn job and hold the umbrella?”

  5. Sharing an umbrella with Russel Brand, especially when you are 5′ nothing. Impossible.

  6. JanusUranus

    I didn’t think Russell really had a type. But If Carlos Mencia makes him happy I wish them the best of luck.

  7. Ugh, I can’t help it … I actually love him. Ever since I watched the Big Fat Quiz of the Year with him on it years ago. My dislike for heroin and Chlamydia will keep me at a distance, but I’ll still chortle mightily from afar.

  8. Have you ever tried to let a shorter person hold the umbrella? It doesn’t work so well. I do like Russell, but he talks a little to much. I think he needs a med for hyperactive adults.

  9. SeƱor! Dame mi hombrella ella ellla ey ey….

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