1. Let’s win one for The Zipper.

  2. “Surely you’re not trying to put your wiener in back there, are you?”
    “Yes, I am. And don’t call me Shirley.”

  3. “Dammit, so this is what I have to do to get back into show business?”

  4. This is Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he’s Alfonso Ribeiro.

  5. Donald Sterling

    Give generously and help these poor actors pay their rent….

  6. Alfonso snazzily walks that line of demarcation between dwarf and homunculus quite well.

  7. “Say the line like we practiced.”
    “What you talkin bout Willis?”

  8. “Alfonso, don’t just sit there like a lump. Stand up to that guy! Ohhh…wait! Never mind.”

  9. PassingTrue

    He also taught the Malumbos to act.

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