superficial

  1. “That thing got a Hemi?”

  2. Derek

    “You know my name is Simon…”

  3. Joe Blow

    “And I said ‘Fuck Atkins!! Now gimme that fucking candy bar.”

  4. Donald Sterling

    Rupert Grint has not aged well.

  5. Angry Ginger is not aging well.

  6. if this hag stepped into a room with Kris Jenner, the universe would be sucked into a black hole of cuntery.

  7. “Here kid! Have some toothpaste.”
    “Toothpaste…What does it do?”

  8. Adding ‘in London’ really wasn’t necessary.

  9. Voice of Reisling

    I thought Mickey Rooney died.

  10. “I bought this candy for you a few years ago, but I haven’t been able to give it to you until now, since I escaped from the asylum.”

  11. oh no

    Is this a toothpaste exchange? Too late for the one on the left.

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