superficial

  1. Johnny P!

    Sponsored y Crest White-Strips.

  2. Benny B

    Well right now i’m researching a movie about mentally ill homeless people who need dental work REALLY bad

  3. Gahhhh…

    This anti-smoking campaign is getting out of hand

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Nightmare Before Crest.

  5. Abby Normal

    How would you like to be on the casting couch with THAT. Let’s hear no more about overpaid actors.

  6. Pierce Bronzetan

    If he blew you, it would look like you wiped your dick under a freshly stained fence.

  7. JC

    Edward Shittyteeth

  8. MarkM

    Why, yes! These are the same teeth I had Danny DeVito wear as the Penguin!

  9. Bigalkie

    Gargoyle

  10. Carolyn

    Just nasty.

  11. Imagine

    *his breath*

  12. That cigarette and coffee diet is awesome.

  13. I saw beaver just like this building a dam on my last camping trip.

  14. disillusionisreal

    all that money….

  15. cc

    Eating asphalt is bad for you.

  16. The Brown Streak

    I didn’t know he was British.

  17. Joaquin ingles

    “Heeeeeeeere’s Timmy!”

  18. mbcl

    Dark shadows …. on my teeth.

  19. tlmck

    Will be played by Adam Arkin in his biography.

  20. EricLr

    The guy has a pretty good hustle going. Get’s paid millions as a director and still has people coming up to him and giving him cash and food on the street.

  21. “Right now I’m working on a project with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter. It will be based on that historical day when last I shit, showered, and shaved.”

  22. chachacherry

    His teeth make as much sense as Steven Tylers mangled toes. What is it with these rich people that don’t get their shit fixed!

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