That’s right–who needs boyfriends, anyway? You go, girl!

“Advantage: Williams’ vulva.”

You see, in Madrid, “Masters Series” is translated as “Masters Batalla,” leading to common misunderstandings like this one.

Unsurprisingly, it also fits when you flip it.

“P p p push it real good . . .” Not what Salt or Peppa had in mind.

In part of her deal to promote the release of “The Avengers,” Serena agreed to play with an Adamantium racquet in this tournament.

“Another Wilson…that’s 12. Jesus, I know I have that Dunlop in here somewhere…”

The reason why there’s no Pole Vault in the Special Olympics

Oh, my nuts!

After someone spiked her gatorade with Spanish Fly, Serena Williams couldn’t control herself and squeezed off a raquetfuck midcourt.

It’s the racket dildo, for fun on and off the court.

bet you she gives one hell of a handjob !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I see the end of the racquet oozing :)

Barkley in drag in that WW commercial.

Looks like somebody needs the phrase “you’re never going to make it in this racket” explained to them again.

You don’t need the score to know there’s love here.

Oh no…I’ve become untucked

Someone needs to photoshop a dead face on the racket.

That must be her vibrating racquet.

ARGHHHHH!………………………….HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!……………………..HULK SMASH!!!!!!

I predict she’s going to get a phone call from John Travolta.

Wrong hole.

“Ouch, I just pulled my schwanz”

It’s good to see someone taking masturbation seriously.

Jim Cornette’s sexual fantasy.

Those are some Kentucky Derby winning legs. Jesus.

So this would be an interesting follow-up porn video to Octomom’s-

No. No, it wouldn’t.

I would let her do anything she wanted to me. As long as I got to lick her crack from front to back.

Ahhhh the manufacturing process of tennis ball making is now starting to fall into place for me…

displaying the patented ‘Unicycle’ shot.

So roids are like Viagra for women?

Must… tuck it back in….

I’m simultaneously and weirdly aroused, frightened, and intrigued by this.