superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    That’s right–who needs boyfriends, anyway? You go, girl!

  2. JC

    “Advantage: Williams’ vulva.”

  3. You see, in Madrid, “Masters Series” is translated as “Masters Batalla,” leading to common misunderstandings like this one.

  4. Pierce Bronzetan

    Unsurprisingly, it also fits when you flip it.

  5. it had to be said

    “P p p push it real good . . .” Not what Salt or Peppa had in mind.

  6. rantatonne

    In part of her deal to promote the release of “The Avengers,” Serena agreed to play with an Adamantium racquet in this tournament.

  7. “Another Wilson…that’s 12. Jesus, I know I have that Dunlop in here somewhere…”

  8. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    The reason why there’s no Pole Vault in the Special Olympics

  9. MarkM

    Oh, my nuts!

  10. Bigalkie

    After someone spiked her gatorade with Spanish Fly, Serena Williams couldn’t control herself and squeezed off a raquetfuck midcourt.

  11. rican

    It’s the racket dildo, for fun on and off the court.

  12. Grand Poobah

    bet you she gives one hell of a handjob !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Grand Poobah

    I think I see the end of the racquet oozing :)

  14. Frugal Gourmet

    Barkley in drag in that WW commercial.

  15. Looks like somebody needs the phrase “you’re never going to make it in this racket” explained to them again.

  16. You don’t need the score to know there’s love here.

  17. Lalwess

    Oh no…I’ve become untucked

  18. Someone needs to photoshop a dead face on the racket.

  19. That must be her vibrating racquet.

  20. Humphries

    ARGHHHHH!………………………….HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!

  21. Humphries

    ARGHHHHHHH!!!!……………………..HULK SMASH!!!!!!

  22. I predict she’s going to get a phone call from John Travolta.

  23. CK

    Wrong hole.

  24. Cavallari's Taint

    “Ouch, I just pulled my schwanz”

  25. cc

    It’s good to see someone taking masturbation seriously.

  26. The Brown Streak

    Jim Cornette’s sexual fantasy.

  27. Joaquin ingles

    Those are some Kentucky Derby winning legs. Jesus.

  28. Blech

    So this would be an interesting follow-up porn video to Octomom’s-

    No. No, it wouldn’t.

  29. I would let her do anything she wanted to me. As long as I got to lick her crack from front to back.

  30. Ahhhh the manufacturing process of tennis ball making is now starting to fall into place for me…

  31. mbcl

    displaying the patented ‘Unicycle’ shot.

  32. tlmck

    So roids are like Viagra for women?

  33. YoMamma

    Must… tuck it back in….

  34. I’m simultaneously and weirdly aroused, frightened, and intrigued by this.

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