superficial

  1. Johnny P!

    Looks like he got some of Klum’s cast-off clothing and accessories in the divorce.

  2. “No, you get my car!”
    “No, YOU get my car!”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Look at those feet. You don’t see that much ash after a forest fire.

  4. it had to be said

    “My shoes. I took them off on the plane. Now they are gone. Can you help?”

  5. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Yes Mister Seal… the Mumm-Ra auditions are three rooms over to the left “

  6. MarkM

    I used to be married to a fashion model…now I can’t even dress myself!

  7. Frank Burns

    “Yah, Heidi got one of my antique cameras, but I took her favorite scarf and purse.”

  8. I'm a jerk

    “Yes, I know that when it snows your eyes become alive. You’re still gonna have to put some shoes on.”

  9. Bigalkie

    My Secret you ask! How does a butt ugly black man from upper volta bag a supermodel? Obviously it’s my fashion sense. Shiny Buff

  10. We

    I know a good tailor.

  11. “Tall, blond, German … now go!”

  12. lawn

    “Where the white wimmin at?”

    OK, OK, I’m sorry, but that’s what you were all thinking, and somebody had to say it.

  13. “…but it’s going to get cold soon, right?”

  14. Coyote

    Where da White Women At!

  15. JuggNuttz

    *scratching neck* Is this the 5 o’clock free crack give-away?”

  16. That’s the largest Twizzler I have ever seen.

  17. disillusionisreal

    that is nasty.

  18. cc

    Down to a pair of shower sandals and his Christmas scarf..sad.

  19. The Brown Streak

    “Yo, man. I so miss her. I miss the way she picks out my clothes for me every day. I don’t know what to do without her now.”

  20. Contusion

    “Hi, excuse me. Have you seen any supermodels around?”

  21. Seal in Sydney, Australia…??? ohhhh…I thought it said “Seal is about to get into Sydney Austerlitz.”

  22. squishy

    Did she get ALL the shoes in the divorce?

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