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  1. What is that? Fucking herpes or something?

    Maybe from the bong.

  2. Johnny P!

    At… the… Image… Awards…???
    Poster-child for herpes prevention?
    A new ‘Faces of Meth’ campaign?
    The PSA for the perils of bong burns?
    I don’t get it, man…

    • Jill

      And it’s the “American Image awards” no less… is this really the image we want to be showing? The image of lip herp?

  3. Cock Dr

    When Michael passes you the bong…..decline.

  4. At least he finally fixed his hair…

  5. catapostrophe

    He looks deaf.

  6. your mom

    Is this really the image we want to be rewarding?? Isn’t Jersey Shore enough??

  7. it had to be said

    Wow. I think the Olympic afterglow is gone. Time for this dude to move into the house with Mary Lu Retton, Bruce Jenner, and all of our other former Olympians.

  8. rantatonne

    Derp got Herp.

  9. DeucePickle

    I guess not everyone says no to Travolta

  10. It’s a shame that fucker can’t swim with his ears. He’d be supersonic.

  11. Lalwess

    I just came from bobing for french fries

  12. Little do people know that Phelps gained his powerful strokes from training in the thick resistance of raw sewage.

  13. CK

    Not enough penicillin in the pool?

  14. The Brown Streak

    “Why no. I haven’t seen Greg Louganis lately. Why do you ask?”

  15. Joaquin ingles

    God, or his retarded cousin or whatever sure put this guy together wrong.

  16. Looks like a SORE loser.

  17. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Must have caught those nasty marks from Rhianna at the SNL after party.

  18. Lmao….I would sooo not show my face in public….And let myself get photographed even less…..He could of at least try to cover it up

  19. GetOverYourself

    Looks like Phelp’s girlfriend is getting another visit from Aunt Flo.

  20. EricLr

    Quick, henchmen, attack him! He’s just a defenseless himbo dipshit when he’s out of the water!!

  21. “These owwies on my lip were installed by a great tattoo artist. They will give me an extra edge in London when the other competitors say ‘Eeewwwwwwww…’ and try to stay away from me in the water.”

  22. Nutterbutter

    Didn’t he play the giant in big fish?

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