The Amazing Mumford
actually his is just heading out for a date with Dita Von Teese
He looks like the most emaciated vampire ever…
So that’s what the Phantom of the Opera looks like without his mask? Um…put it back on, please.
When someone asked if Cocaine killed vampires, a big laugh was had by all.
“I want to suck your cock!”
Giggles all round. It’s the Cape of Good Dope
“Onnne, Twwwooo, Thrreeeee ounces for Count Cokula.”
YOU told the papers that John Travolta molested you?!? So did I, Ahhahahaahaa!
When in Hungary, do as Hungarians do!
shenanigans involving Jessica Simpson’s skirt
THIS… IS… DRACULA!
aww crap. Great minds, sir, great minds.
I love how this is up for almost two hours without a 300 reference and then you two came up with that at the same time.
This. IS. CHOCULA!
It’s all a buck of laughs until Count Douchula turns into a bat and flies up your girlfriend’s cocktail dress.
“buck”? – when did autocorrect start not using swear words?
BAHAHAHA! Jorge!? Are you keeeping track!? That threeeee fansay puuussy I’ve ‘ad duenight… AH AH AH AH
That’s my attorney.
There’s always a little Dinklage under every cape.
“My good sir, would you be so kind as to point the way to where we may find the young vixens? Ahhh. Over in that vicinity I see. Blessings to you. Come hither Basil, there is much pussy to be deflowering this night.”
What’s behind the arm according to my disturbed brain:
Butler pulls it out.
Friend has a laugh.
Butler pretends to not know what Friend’s laughing at and laughs harder.
When did vampires go from sucking blood to snorting coke? Fuck it, I’m just glad this one isn’t sparkling.
“hahaha we’re at a ‘GAYLA’ “
I see he’s wearing his STD shield for later.
He was so hotin The 300. Now he’s beginning to go the way of Mel Gibson – his nose is bigger, his face is puffy and droopy. Not a good look.
Watch as I, the Great Magnifico Magico, make your wife’s fidelity disappear!
“and then she’s laek when I told you we needed to improve people’s opinion of your image a cape and tux wasn’t what I had in mind… Laek a fock’n wummin noes class”
“I bet if I turn the cape inside out I’ll be able to fly…”
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Gerard Butler at the MET Gala in New York City. (May 7, 2012)