1. HOLY BEJEEBUS! Is that a McRib?

  2. You know that scene at the end of Star Wars where Luke sees Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin? Now picture John Belushi, John Candy, and Chris Farley.

  3. catapostrophe

    “Why is my cardiologist here?”

  4. tlmck

    You are what you eat.

  5. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I would do anything to lose weight, but I won’t cut out the fat.

  6. Cock Dr

    Is he still singing “Paradise by the Dashboard light”?
    I hope so. Damned funny song.

  7. “What do you mean the buffet is closed?”

  8. Not Marvel

    Marie looks OK, but Donnie is a mess.

  9. Hot patootie, bless my soul, my arm is numb, and I smell burnt toast!

  10. Cher has looked better.

  11. Bob…had bitch tits.

  12. lawn

    Hey! When did he get fat again?

  13. Bring me Solo….and a cookie.

  14. She just grabbed his ass.

  15. He would do anything for fudge, but he won’t lose fat.

  16. I hope he doesn’t end up with a fist-ula from that…

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