superficial

  1. Crissy

    She should have worn a turtle neck dress down to her ankle… And a paper bag over the head.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Let’s just say the role of Skeletor in the upcoming TV film, “Mexican Housekeeper: Arnold’s Love Child”, has just been filled.

  3. Blech

    I know that’s a panty down there… but all I keep seeing are teeth.

  4. EricLr

    Cut to a few months ago, when she was screaming “No, I said MORE TAUNT” in a plastic surgeon’s office.

  5. Johnny P!

    EVERYTHING is wrong with this picture.

  6. Soon to star in “Margot Kidder: The Early Years”

  7. Franka

    It seems that the last acting job this woman held was in 2008? How exactly is she famous? And why is she wearing a tie died hospital gown at a public function, in addition to some kid’s panties, and looks as if someone just invited her to toss back a shot of semen?

    • CranAppleSnapple

      You look like an idiot, because she has been on a hit tv show for several years up until this very moment. Google and IMDB are easy to use, and help stave off unwanted public embarrassment.

      • Between this person, the guy the other day who didn’t realize Julianna Margulies is also on a hit TV show, and the general ignorance of Pauley Perrette, it’s like no one who comes to this site watches CBS.

        Wait a minute. That’s actually fairly plausible.

      • JPC

        Not to mention that she’s sitting in front of a backdrop that only says the name of the show she’s on, multiple times.

        Yeah…..Franka isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, that’s for sure.

      • Franka

        Oh for fucks sake get up off the couch and get a real life.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        That’s right, yell at us because you’re stupid. heheheh
        And how is your life more real than ours if you’re sitting here talking about celebrity gossip with us?

  8. JC

    Great. It’s going to be a lot harder to pound one out while watching “The Craft” with this stuck in my head.

  9. This must be the premier of her life because she will NOT let that fart out…

  10. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Super! drama. Special! lady.

  11. alex

    Quick everyone, check which toiletries you’re using…don’t mix deodorant with toothpaste or you’ll get a new smile…from The Joker!

    Looooove that Joker.

  12. Is she staring into the face of a jet turbine engine?

  13. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    That’s no mouth… that’s a bunch of stormtroopers standing at attention in Docking Bay 327.

  14. Here! Letmeshowyasomethin’!

  15. Never heard of her, but if she’s trying to become famous, she’s doing it correctly.

  16. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    hey i thought she was in The Craft not Legend.

  17. CMK

    SUPER! DRAMA TV!
    ASOMMU POWAH!

  18. You know a woman’s face is ├╝ber scary when a rogue labia can’t even distract you. Good god, man.

  19. Joaquin ingles

    So who did they get to play Arnold?

  20. Mike701

    Funny guys, you can turn off the wind tunnel!

  21. How is it her neck looks more like a vagina, then her actual vagina?

  22. x2

    Well alrighty then!

  23. Da Cheese

    Tunney failing to show a bit of punny.

  24. Judging by the fact it looks like her face is about to migrate, it looks like she’s falling from the sky…sitting down.

  25. Maybe she has a great personality. Or is a good dancer.

  26. Superdouche

    Durrrrrrrp

  27. Worf

    Cardassian…

  28. I swear this site specialises in getting pictures of celebs in mid-derp.

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