Chris Brown talking to a mystery girl in Los Angeles. (May 14, 2012)
The expression on his face shows it all.
So much respect.
By ‘talking’ you actually mean ‘haggling’, right?
do male prostitutes have a female pimp?
To keep up that street cred, if you are gonna buy a guy, you got to buy a beard too.
“I’ll suck yo’ dick for a dollar” ~ Chris Brown
OK 2 black eyes and a sock to the stomach… but no choking…
Chris is wondering if he needs to lower that window an inch or two further before pummeling her ass.
From the back it looks like Miley Cyrus found her calling…
Looks like someone talked back and now is gonna walk back.
Oohh, so you have a dick in there too? GAME ON.
“Hey little girl…want some Hawaiian PUNCH!?”
“So can you handle a couple of punches?”
“So you heard from Martyn it’s better to give than receive?”
“It’s on bitch”
No dick, no dice.
“If I punch her in the face, I might hurt my hand again….but if I hit her in the stomach I won’t do as much damage with my limp wristed combat style. FML!!!”
“Mystery” means “not yet beaten” in Chris Brown world.
“Hey bitch. You look like you can take hit. You wanna ride?”
“When you say one-ninety five an hour, you mean $1.95, right?”
Hope some dialed 9-1, just in case.
“Yhe gurl, you’ll do juz fine..”
No, I don’t have any candy bitch… hold up. Is that your little brother over there. Does he want some candy?
“I just saw you walking away from that broken down car there. Hey, do you need a lift? You know I don’t usually do this. I just thought I would do something nice for my fellow human.”
That’s not a girl. Mystery solved!
50 bucks if I can tenderize you a bit first….
The “mystery” part is why in the fuck is she even talking to that festering asshole?
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