does he just walk into the barbershop and say…”just give me the douchebag”

Relax, it’s just a haircut…
it’s not brain surgery.

“Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection…”

“Do you barber guys have a ‘reverse haircut’ like masseurs have a ‘reverse massage’?

I said more douchy!

Please, God, let him be joining the military…

what gorgeous locks of pubes.

I wonder if he asked for the ‘Travolta’ special?

All this time I thought there were only THREE Stooges.

He is now at one with the vegetable

This is the New Jersey version of the statue of “The Thinker”.

he’s done?

Wait, he pays for that haircut?

here’s to hoping the barber sweeney todd’s that mother fucker.

So that whole broccoli head thing is deliberate??

“Are you sure this is where you want the vibrator?”

This fucking pus-filled carbuncle looks like a military man with a steaming pile of dog shit on his head.

You missed a bit on the top.

he’s getting the rare ‘moe & curly’ combo haircut

So, Im guessing its the cheaper facial feature improvement plan where you next draw two eyes, a nose and mouth on the back of his head and then teach him to walk backwards.

He asked for a fluffer and got this.

Just shaving the forehead.

High and not tight?