Usher at the Dave Matthews and Sting concert in Atlanta. (April 8, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“WHAT??? A brutha cant like DAVE MATTHEWS and STING??? SHIIIIIIIIIT”
Seen here field testing it for the first time, Usher unveils his little boy seduction ray device.
“One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump”…
With a death ray attached to it.
“Honestly… it’s not mine”
He’s got his penis pump backwards. Or so i have read.
Lemmiwinks! No! It’s a TRAP!
Usher obviously failed to read the “No Cameras, No recording devices of any kind, NO FLESHLIGHTS” warning on the back of his ticket.
“Maybe if I give it a clever disguise, Justin won’t be so quick to run away from it.”
What is Usher doing with Jon Hamm’s penis pump?
Remember, hit all of them with the Mind Control Ray 5000, I want them to think I can sing, dance and that I like girls. And remember to thank Mr. Cruise when you return it.
Do you suppose that thing is really loaded?
Okay, Usher. You can spend the night at my farm, but I have one rule. Under no circumstances are you allowed to put your . . . . Usher!!!
Dave Matthews Band and Sting? I wish I was there. I’m not being sarcastic.
So that’s how he controls Justin Bieber, penis radar?
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